“Just be glad I was the one who lost Rock, Paper, Scissors, Beaver, Cock. Jaz would’ve had a heyday, if he’d caught you sexting with his future brother-in-law.”
-Emery, Torn Between Twins (Tales of the Taken Bridesmaids 1)
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